Jim Corbridge
@MrBonMot
Not to be taken seriously. Apart from the serious stuff.
I Traveled home by pogo stick last night, and was stopped by the police for jumping a red light. #LunchPun
Aeroplane Blonde : A Woman who dyes her hair blonde, but still has a Black Box.
Aside from Ulcers,Heart Attacks,Bypass Surgery, Drug & Alcohol problems & broken family's a little hard work never hurt anyone!
I once surprised my girlfriend,by introducing her to my other girlfriend!
I Remember when my son was 5, he asked me what makes children deliquent? I Told him to shut up pour himself another Drink & Deal !
Some folk are so thick, that when you offer them a Penny for their thoughts you half expect Change !
The man who invented the iPhone battery has died. His funeral will take pla
Hulk Hogan was in the eyes of millions, always the man who stood tall when it mattered. He was An Icon.A gladiator. An entertainer. The hand to the ear. The leg drop. The immortal words:“Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Hulkamania runs wild on you?” Rest Easy Champ. 🟡🔴🟡🔴
A nice way to fire someone is to throw them a surprise going-away party.
Money will never buy you true love. On the other hand, money will buy you a lot of high-quality fake love.
ME: Hi, are these genetically modified carrots?.. Bloke at Market Stall : Why do you ask?... CARROT: Yeah, why do you ask!?
If you've ever seen a foal being born then you pretty much know what it looks like to watch me get out of a deck chair.
If I ever had identical twin daughters I'd call them Kate & Replikate And twin Sons would be called Pete and Repete.
I'm given some thought time to going to bed for a nap So I can wake up & Have a full English!
Let’s go dancing in front of colourful houses in Balletmory. #LunchPun
I'm just reading that Boy George says He meets many interesting people in a bus queue. I'm sure he does. I know a mate of mine A taxi driver, Was his driver once. Never mentioned to him anything about waiting for a bus. 😂
Rather proud that, nearly 38 years after my wedding, I can still *just about* fit into the same register office I got married in !