ben webb
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an ex-colleague came into work today. my boss asked him how the stairlift industry was. i said ‘up and down’. and they both completely ignored what i believe to be my best joke of 2019 so far
Hating The Beatles is the sign of a weak mind
seek employment
Many fans have gathered outside Hogwarts Castle at Universal Orlando to raise their wands in tribute for Dame Maggie Smith. (via: @AnniesUniUpdate)
You don’t want an Oasis reunion because you’ve made the point of not liking them a massive part of your personality, I don’t want an Oasis reunion because I’d need to somehow get 3 months off work and sell my parents house without them knowing.
the charts now sounds like when you’d go into JJB and they’d have a load of unlicensed shit music on loop
southgate does nothing but pick the team - relies on the individuals and ‘good vibes in the changing rooms’ to pull us through. fuck him off and get an elite manager to lead this elite group of individuals
James Bond every time he visits Q
No way that’s a pen 😭😂
#HOMELANDER x #DENNISREYNOLDS: is somebody gonna match my freak?
just met an american who loves sleeptoken but had never heard of smells like teen spirit and was wearing A NIRVANA TSHIRT
guinness after a strong bow dark fruits is like dinner after dessert
her: are you fucking stupid? me:
is life just one long drawn out battle between skinny jeans and baggy jeans going back and forth
emos catching strays
Whoa. Great lineup on both stages this year.
Saturday night fever to the Only Fools and Horses theme tune. Your welcome 😂😂😂😂