Adam Gilbert
@AdamGilbert__
good stuff
This is like LeBron breaking down basketball
Hunter Biden breaks down the difference between crack & cocaine and why crack is so addictive
I think I'd do pretty well in prison, assuming the other prisoners need a guy to explain the meaning of poems
Colbert getting canceled is like when you’re sad to see a restaurant closing even though you never went there and you heard the food wasn’t nearly as good as the chef’s previous restaurant.
in the first abbott/sunny crossover charlie learns to read and in the second episode the whole gang names 9/11 hijackers in a middle school cafeteria
i think it would be really funny to tell someone about a recent mass shooting and say very seriously “the guy went bananas”
if gemstones was still running there would be an episode about baby billy making his own version of labubus bc theyre demonic and make money and need a christian alternative called baby billys bible boo boos or smth. tif makes them by hand and theyre scary af
genuinely curious how someone like this can call themselves “unapologetically Christian.” Marx said stuff like “capital is bad” and Jesus said stuff like “rich people can never go to heaven”
Socialism is the ideology of greed and envy
Just imagining a high stakes game of Uno in Vegas. With Michael Jordan. And the wild look in his yellow eyes when I tell him to draw four
“Actually, Elmo, we're all tickled to hear you say that.”
Such a shame she committed suicide in a couple weeks
NEW - Ghislaine Maxwell is willing to speak in front of U.S. Congress about The Epstein Files — Daily Mail
when the first one came out harry potter was 4 years older than me. now he’s a little whippersnapper. so we beat on. boats against the current. borne back ceaselessly into the past.
First look at Dominic McLaughlin as Harry Potter in the new ‘HARRY POTTER’ series. Filming has now begun.
pointing at and saying “that door sucks” at every window i see
i follow a few zionists on instagram to watch them crash out every few days or so. one of them posted about the elmo thing today “do you see what’s happening?” like elmo is a real guy who is becoming radicalized lmao
why do Ronald McDonald and the gang even hang out with the Hamburglar, given his history
Wow who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?
rewatching 30 rock now and it’s crazy how alec baldwin is casually giving the best comedic performance ever put to screen like it’s nothing
The funniest and most vivid little character detail in 30 Rock is that three of Jack’s girlfriends casually mention that he likes to brush their hair before having sex