J.P. McDade
@jp_mcdade
Comedian. Debut special “JP McDade: In Brooklyn” on YouTube now.
My debut special, produced by @stavvybaby is out now! youtu.be/s9TOXFM3t1M?si…

Insane how desensitised we’re becoming to these daily headlines and how it’s just accepted now. Horrendous.
BREAKING: More than 30 people have been killed after Israeli troops opened fire towards crowds of Palestinians waiting for aid, according to witnesses and hospital officials news.sky.com/story/gaza-mor…
Man, Scottie Scheffler is really about to win another major, celebrate with dinner at Chili’s, and watch Young Sheldon.
Yanks win.
Jazz Chisholm Jr. was jawing with Braves coach Eddie Perez Yankees broadcasters Michael Kay and Joe Girardi believe Perez was threatening to have Jazz hit in the head
Colbert getting canceled is like when you’re sad to see a restaurant closing even though you never went there and you heard the food wasn’t nearly as good as the chef’s previous restaurant.
I’ll do you one better, my friend. I’m about to leave you a CUSTOM tip.
JP is the ultimate maniac youtu.be/s9TOXFM3t1M
My debut special “JP McDade: In Brooklyn” came out one year ago today. My knight in shining velour @stavvybaby put it on his YT channel.
My debut special “JP McDade: In Brooklyn” came out one year ago today. My knight in shining velour @stavvybaby put it on his YT channel.
This is why we tune in. To see guys hit the ball to downright weird places.
ONEIL CRUZ 513 FEET
Understanding AI is probably the most important thing I’ll have to do these next 2 years and I’m just like “Nah fuck that, the art sucks.”
“This video of Jeffrey Epstein’s cell will shut down all the crackpot conspiracy theories!” (240p video of a broom closet) “See?!”
Couldn’t sleep last night, too excited about The Weeknd’s collaboration with Nespresso.
Whenever my gf asks if I want to “get Chinese tonight,” meaning for dinner, I can’t help but think it’s like “Yo, let’s get Chinese with it tonight. It’s about to get all Chinese in here.”
this is what your therapist thinks of you. @Bobby_Condon is @jp_mcdade’s latest maniac!! McDade’s Maniacs Vol 5 out now patreon.com/stavvysworld
This is the essence of the NY sports radio Loser, whether it be caller or host. Completely baffled by the very concept of a positive attitude. Can’t understand why the Manager of the Yankees isn’t screaming “we fuckin suck,” while slamming his head in a fridge door.
Boone: "We think we are really good." That is the essence of the problem.
Not saying anything bad about Diddy so I can maybe get booked on his Bad Boys of Comedy showcase.
Plenty of people in the states know about this guy, but not enough. Highly recommend!
New York City. 20th November. @BeaconTheatre Tickets here ticketmaster.com/event/3B0062CC…
Shout out to the M-80. No sparks, no color, just a little bomb you can buy.