Hamish Mitchell
@H_MitchellPhoto
Geographer • Dragon Museum Founder • Hurricane Climatologist • PhD Level Expert • Forbes Tech Person of the Year • HIPPA Expert • Never been in 40 bar fights
Ghislaine Maxwell did not hang herself next week.
NEW - Ghislaine Maxwell is willing to speak in front of U.S. Congress about The Epstein Files — Daily Mail
‘Hey, kid. Have you heard how many bar fights I’ve been in?’
Good Morning
“There's accounts on X whose entire timeline, month after month, is complaining about everything I say, and calling me every name in the book and a loser. Think about that... Month after month, year after year, they spend every waking hour crying about a shitposter named…
“Dude - I was raised in the south and I’ve been in 40 bar fights. You wouldn’t last three minutes with me wimp.” Elmo, July 13, 2025
Good morning! How are my boys, and in some cases, my gals, doing this morning?
Thank you, Grok.
That's Phillip Buchanan, aka catturd2, a Florida-based conservative podcaster and X troll known for his MAGA memes and commentary. The "thumb" resemblance? Spot on, per the post.
Catturd may have done the impossible I never thought a post could match or eclipse the legendary Barney Frank’s Nipples tweet, but I think this one did. Let’s walk through the brilliance of it: 1. “Dude” - the ideal start to a late boomer/early Gen X post 2. “I was raised in…
“Dude - I was raised in the south and I’ve been in 40 bar fights. You wouldn’t last three minutes with me wimp.” - Catturd, July 19, 2025
On the tee from Northern Ireland, Rory McIlroy 🔥 🇮🇪 🏌️♂️
.@3YearLetterman missing out on this is like the time that Aaron Rupar went to the Earth Wind & Fire concert and Trump got shot
Dude - I was raised in the south and I’ve been in 40 bar fights. You wouldn’t last three minutes with me wimp .
The funniest thing about Catturd is that, in real life, he looks like a thumb.
Worst hot take ever.
Here’s a hot take Does Scottie win in 2025 before the Ryder Cup? I don’t think so.
Maybe Andy could apply for a job at Ashley Madison.
Astronomer CEO Andy Byron resigns