Ian Simpson 🏴
@LordStonehands
Exchange Student • Wide Receiver for ThreeYearLetterman’s Club • Born in London, England •
What on earth America?
BREAKING: New York erects a 10-foot-tall pink "Foot Fountain" that sprays water from its tip.
So.. @3YearLetterman had some odd new assistant come by our training today. Dude was a WEIRD bloke. I’ve never met a crackhead, but he definitely could’ve been one.
How unfortunate… my host parents had FOUR flats on their way to a renaissance fair today!
They do have Chuck E. Cheese here though which is pretty cool
just remembered that americans don’t have random old castles in the countryside that they can go and visit
Being glad I moved to a small town in north east Georgia, USA.
What are you doing in this situation?
I love football
COLE. PALMER. STRIKES. 💥 Into the bottom corner like a cold-blooded finisher 🏆🔵
I know @3YearLetterman will be proud of me. My @EASPORTSCollege Road to Glory player has a 4.0 and graduated in 3 years. What an honour!
My host mum Jessica just told her friends I was happy as a clam today on the pitch. Not sure what it means but I do have the time of my life around @3YearLetterman
I just got grounded for defending my American football coach. My host mum was upset I got kicked out of training because she was driving her cybertruck.
Dear @realDonaldTrump, As a British fellow living in the United States (legally!!!) I think you should consider the coach of my football club, @3YearLetterman, to be ambassador to England. He’s an amazing bloke who would kick arse in politics. Thank you kind sir
. @CourtAnne1225 is giving away FREE EA SPORTS COLLEGE FOOTBALL 26 CODES if you complete the steps below. 1. Like and retweet this tweet 2. DM @CourtAnne1225 the word “ LUKE BRYAN” for PS5 And GOVOLS for Xbox After this you will receive a code in the dms from @CourtAnne1225
This bloke is mad innit?
WE CANNOT LET THE UNITED STATES GET RUINED BY FOREIGNERS
Hey @3YearLetterman… I may be getting kicked off your club..
Effective immediately, all individuals applying for an F, M, or J nonimmigrant visa are requested to adjust the privacy settings on all of their social media accounts to ‘public’ to facilitate vetting necessary to establish their identity and admissibility to the United States…
I asked @Ashncoll at my local @RaceTrac
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" bro I asked Marcus at my local QT. we are not the same
I rolled my ankle at training, @3YearLetterman gave me a shot of @FireballWhisky and told me to get back out there. What a great bloke, innit?