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I love women who tolerate me

the woke left is trying to cancel me for being too horny

does this mean trisha paytas has to birth a child today too? or does she only consume benevolent souls?

happy zackshots thursday everyone

i'm liking your tweet oppa gangnam style

day 3 of double edge (no energy drinks)

NASCAR Bringing Race To San Diego Naval Base In 2026 @NASCARONFOX foxsports.com/stories/nascar…

reading kermit the frog's farewell message to ozzy osbourne and sobbing

slammera stadium is the craziest ive ever seen in in my entire life. total packed madhouse. the people yearn for the dogs

arguing with my coworker about independent baseball leagues. brother you will not will this battle against me

happy dick mountain tuesday to all those who celebrate

i hope i meet my wife at the wiener drop tonight

just found out about mime girls. i gotta log off

shirtless dexter mmmmnnffg

"one must imagine sisyphus happy," i softly mutter to myself while clocking in at 6 am on a monday

I’m not calling robots THAT. All of you are getting cancelled in 10 years time

dating apps are fun because it's like getting rejected by everyone all at once

wow who knew that going outside and hanging with your friends all day would be good for you mentally and physically

The late bird gets the much cooler "night worm"

hit a blinker off the pen stiller now im spending a night at the museum