shay 🤍 tortured poet 🤍

This really does require deliberately stepping back and letting others rise to the occasion.

crazy how "venice bitch" is a perfect song

I be like “omg I have so much to do” and then get sick as hell

jade from little mix has released four solo singles and they have all been 10s and i won’t rest until everyone knows about them and feels similarly

when i tell them i like miley cyrus and they expect me to play flowers but instead i play this

unpacking groceries is basically impossible because my husband is constantly coming up to me, hugging me from behind and kissing me while saying stuff like "my wife is so beautiful" "i have such a beautiful wife"

i hate when ppl anounce a social media break it is a sign of weakness to me.., just go gently into the night bro

bro if u lead me into fucking temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear

you can’t self love your way out of wanting companionship, it’s very natural and human

Sheep

They are building the eras tour stage

i’m doing good yeah! a great enemy of mine was recently felled

me entering my family's christmas dinner

me trying to consume any form of media that isn’t centred around women

Ok but we do need to open the schools

Yeah and your relationship to summer is a direct reflection of your relationship to being hot and getting laid

Charging Luigi with terrorism is part of a broader plan to infiltrate in circles where people expressed no sympathy for the CEO. Just like that woman getting arrested in Florida for telling Blue Cross they're next after she had her claim denied. They want to ban anti-corporate…

We already have privatized postal services. Multiple in fact. If you want to use those then use them. USPS is superior because it can operate at a loss which allows it to be more widespread and serve unprofitable communities like rural towns.