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the youngest sibling is always the realest i can’t even lie

gossiping with ur mom in kitchen is a different kind of tea

This the bird equivalent of a money spread 💯💯💯

Literally the whole point of the movie is why this is a bad idea

Okay we need to apologize to the schizophrenics

the first mf that lied was probably like Yoooooooo

the 0 likes on my tweet won't stop me from posting every single thought.

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break

u ever looked at someone and be like damm you really a liar😭😭😭 like u just don’t stop

yall im a fake idgafer... i actually gaf a lot im sorryyyyyyyyyy😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

sex is so stupid unless you’re in love

the shape of pasta definitely changes the taste idc

BRO” has no gender, i even call my mom bro

short niggas betta get indoors QUICK

having money left over after paying all your bills

not they made her schizophrenic

nerd ass lil Nigga

Carrying a pizza in public feels like you're showing off 😭

one thing about me is I WILL ALWAYS FIND OUT

do you ever miss yourself? the person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted?