John Ettorre

Slightly belated happy 92nd bday to my pal Roldo Bartimole. Chicago Tribune once called him "the conscience of Cleveland" & Pulitzer-winner David Cay Johnston dubbed him "Cleveland's I.F. Stone clone." But for half my life he's been a constant source of stimulating conversation.

Trump whose business claim to fame is six bankruptcies hands piece of paper to a guy running our money supply who instantly sees that Trump doesn't know what he's talking about.

This is what a $12 sandwich at Jimmy John’s now looks like, it’s almost all bread For reference, in 2016 a standard 8 in sub was $5.50. Their “Giant Sub” only cost $6.50-$7.50 Jimmy John’s was bought by private equity in 2016, now you pay more than double the price for way less

Remember when you dumb gullible motherfuckers thought you were going to get $5000 doge checks

The White House posted this photo with some bullshit they thought was inspiring. But I actually find the photo a fitting metaphor: America, depicted as the dying Roman Empire. The collapse of our once great nation— our flag in tatters, and a narcissistic, sociopathic Nero Trump

Trump on the U.S. dollar’s nearly 11% fall, the biggest six-month drop in 52 years: “A weak dollar makes you a hell of a lot more money…I don't lose sleep over it. In fact, sometimes I go to sleep very happy.” What a F moron

Trump in Scotland: I say two things to Europe. Stop the windmills. I really mean it. It's so sad. You fly over and you see these windmills all over the place, ruining your beautiful fields and valleys and killing your birds🤡

Well, it would if they saved a little money and started investing.

Your sleazy outlet deserved to die.

Oh my… Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell just corrected Trump’s math on national television, live, and called out his disinformation.

Good Christ. Do watch it all. Our tweet of the day.

Huh? The state capital doesn't think about two of the state's major cities?

Good luck with that.

With this silliness, he seems to have gone full MAGA. Pretending that all this baloney somehow puts Obama in the crosshairs. How the mighty have fallen.

Uh, no. No one has the inalienable right to services from health professionals, who must be paid for their labor.

Universal Basic Income is a great idea according to anyone who doesn't understand basic economics and human nature.

Just go away, you raving moron.

I have a rare mental disorder that causes me to believe rational arguments and accurate data will cause people to change their mind.

No shit, Sherlock. Can we stop pretending this is some kind of revelation?

Just one more reason to hate the Ravens.