willy 🌜💧

To err is human. To really screw up, you need a computer!

You should be kind to people because you have no idea what they may be going through. They might be playing five to six rounds of Candy Land with a toddler every day.

You can take the boy out of Ameriky Republiky, but you can't take the Ameriky Republiky out of the boy

Just saw The Rizzler in a Booking dot com ad

So, are young people drinking the other stuff instead of coffee in the morning? Could explain a lot

This is an absolute treasure trove of vocal samples for the sort of rap song no one makes anymore.

Clooney's Career Kill List Joe Biden ✅ Kyle Gass ✅

“You can always spot Americans in foreign countries” Yeah man you blend right in at Yellowstone with your child’s medium Armani Exchange shirt, skin tight capri length jorts, and Pumas

Excellent news for my haters: I was five over par going into 18 at Old Bridge, meaning a even a bogey would have secured my best round ever, and I tripled it.

Anthony Bourdain as a fly: Life is short. Leave some fruit on the counter. Open the windows, let the flies in. Open the doors, let flies into the rooms. Let flies in through doors and windows.

the decline of third places is almost entirely fake in explaining why people hang out less. it's the phone and always available video entertainment. one thing this does is pulverize people with media telling them that there are structural causes for everything bad in their life

17th is so gnarly, even Thrasher is cool with you starting halfway down the hill. This is the *less steep* part

Ladies and gentlemen, the Manosphere

The most controversial magazine cover since Planet Hillary

[cutting you off mid sentence to look at my vibrating phone] Sorry I gotta take this, it’s my Grok Waifu

The Blockbuster Video nostalgia now taking over the timeline is so grim. I don’t blame people for experiencing it — they’re directionally correct — but it does go to show just how bad we’ve made (certain) things.