entropy kid
@weaponizeandrew
utopian dreams/dystopian realities
when you get sworn in as a Democrat they surgically remove your spine & replace it with one of those sticky hand toys from a gumball machine
no way they found waluigi mangione
Where the fuck is Jubilee finding these guys
The Spy vs Spy reboot looks like trash
"greetings stranger. one of us tells only lies, the other tells only truth"
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“Why can’t you be more like your brother?!?” “Mom stoooooooooooooop, you know I can’t bring people back from the dead!”
God that would suck being Jesus' brother and your just like a normal bronze age dude. Lol.
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"life isn't fair" is a lie we tell children so we don't have to admit we made it unfair on purpose
Four other women would escape faster.
Figured I'd hop in and see if it's escapable...
Here for a good time AND a long time
don’t be sad, pig shaped pottery from 6,000 years ago
I didn’t give the mass shooter guns and ammunition, I just bought him a bulletproof vest so nobody could stop the massacre.
Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.
Inspirational speeches
zoom in, the first thing you see is how you die
in the united states of america, you can only get a haircut that the government allows for your assigned gender at birth
jesus christ
What exactly is left wing about Sesame Street?...
What exactly is left wing about Sesame Street?...