bud wiser

I’ve quintuple texted my best friend and she still hasn’t responded, clearly she hates me

I WAS ATTACKED BY A RAT IN THE MESS

Guys do any of you dream about other oomfs or do I need to log off forever

I’m tweeting about cows when I could be tweeting about my experience building B2B SaaS products #countyourblessings

Me when people ask me what I’m going to do with my cows after they grow up ☹️

Going on a 10 mile walk so I dont harm myself or others

stop consuming and propagating the loser mentality that you will never experience true love because you wont if you keep thinking like that. open ur heart and love everything and everything will love you back

If rats had better pr they would be a top tier animal but unfortunately ratatouille hasn’t been enough to reverse the damage caused by the bubonic plague

I love my digicam it is 12 years old

I be like “I needed this” and its just me getting drunk

I’m so tired of documentation someone else do this for me please

Beating my boyfriend with a hammer until he becomes an aluminium sphere

Ts = tomato soup

I haven’t cried in a suspiciously long time

Could never be a people pleaser because no one has ever been pleased with me ever sorry mom

I’m going to do this in India with tiny cows