Uppity Hobbit: Maker of Things
@uppityhobbit
Fiber artist, sublimation printer. Lover of Shakespeare, logic, & truly abysmal puns. Mom of 4 grown sons. Nana to the cutest baby
Reviews are coming in for my Etsy shops. Visit uppityhobbit.etsy.com for all your nerdy shirts, mugs, stickers etc. I also do custom orders! And uppityhobbitboutique.etsy.com is the place for my one of a kind handwoven items.




'Take me to your Leda.'
Meet Paul, a lonely swan looking for love. Paul is the last swan living in the small town of Ilsenburg after losing his partner (and an eye) 5 years ago. He's taken to wandering the streets and hissing at people, so the town is hoping to find a mate to raise his spirits. 💘
worried about the kids I know a guy in his 20s, handsome, european, just out of college overseas. blue blood actually, rich, fit, funny as hell. but he's aimless and depressed. just moping around doing community theater after he lost his dad. hope things work out w/ his girl
“You’re a cortado in a big cup!” is a fantastic insult
The coffee place I go to serves their cortados in a tiny cup that I find humiliating to walk around with, so when I order it I ask for a regular cup, and then when it’s ready, they call out, “Cortado in a big cup!” which is also humiliating.
I don’t want him to see me that way. I want him to see me this way
Okay but if she would take her back end off line like @El__Bohemio suggested….
I’m the ADHD who is really good at planning ahead but I’m not good at executing those plans in a measured and timely fashion such that I am the ADHD who procrastinates and improvises but also can just freeze and wallow in self hatred for not FOLLOWING MY OWN DAMN PLAN
Damn straight.
Gentlemen, you may fascinate a woman by giving her mystical illuminated manuscripts.
i have a guy friend who’s 6’2, has an inheritance of £10,000 a year, owns half of Derbyshire. maybe a bit socially awkward; but these kinds of guys used to have game. but women hate him! they say he’s the last man in the world who they could ever be prevailed on to marry
Oh. My. God. That is NOT what he said.
Why haven't they taken their backend offline yet??
If you can’t handle me at my Dune quoting you don’t deserve me at my Hitchhiker’s Guide quoting
Was that concert on a Friday?
The company culture of Astronomer is obviously fucked five ways to friday, but hell if they're not funny.
“I wonder if it will be friends with me” THUD
My son told me I should draw a whale. A realistic whale. Not one of the cutesy whale characters I drew in my sketchbook recently. So I drew this one and gave it to him for his birthday (framed):
My god. It’s like a Saturday Night Live skit when they were still funny! This is HILARIOUS.
Thank you for your interest in Astronomer.
I love watching and following the light, trying to work out when it might pop through the clouds. I really needed to see this today.💙 Photo taken about half an hour after sunrise today on Glastonbury Tor.
A large number of people (mostly men, in my experience) who're sympathetic to some of women's opposition to gender identity ideology, nevertheless think it's cruel to point out that a trans-identified man looks like a man, and unkind not to 'respect' his pronouns. They think…
The Ambush
You can only pick one. Which one?
I know, instantly, that Shakespeare didn’t write this, without having to look it up. The ability to know this without consulting any sources is an ability that will be decimated by reliance on AI.