weasel
@WeaselHandyMan
part time assistent junk yard manager. truck repairs. handy man. budgett value home improvemint projects with Uncle Gary.
i borrowed Weasels uncles tow truck & helping @BradWCAttorney get some % #new clients
A big thanks to @WeaselHandyMan for helping me build my new hot tub. It works great.
hey @grok i bet no one has blocked @WeaselHandyMan because i was #unblockable on defense the year @unclegarytrucks and me #won the georgia state football title
looks as #good as @WeaselHandyMan
Good as new once we tape and mud! Easy money...
Love to see that @unclegarytrucks and @WeaselHandyMan Fix Things has been expanding into the auto market
I Built a Backwards Truck To Confuse Police
me & weasel always get a #job done 5 other contracters told Mr Jim #his basement was 2 low for a bathroom to be added not a single 1 of them thought #about doing it this way…that is why you call Gary & Weasel build & fix stuff LCC
after practice today @3YearLetterman and me were drinking and he dared me to recreate my Excitebike #course record irl. im ok but @BradWCAttorney says i have a 4 figure lawsuit against the van owner now
Man in video life flighted to hospital, broken ribs, punctured lung, broken clavicle. I bought a Kawasaki Ninja when I was 30. Had it for about a week & decided to let it rip. Got up to 120mph on it. Sold it next day. Death wish. This dude shouldn’t have started with a 1000.
weasel is here to help those struggling with there wait. I got 11 cases of unopened Deal A Meal sets at the Richard Simon estate sale. dm #for details
first job @unclegarytrucks and me did since he posted #bond. never take a #cold shower again with our tankles heater upgrade. dm for a kwote
honored to help @3YearLetterman kick off 4-a-day youth football practisses with this #team trust exercise. we will recreate The Program scene where the players lay down & a mostly sobar @unclegarytrucks drives past. @BradWCAttorney is on site to handel any injury comp claims
i was one of catturds 40 #fights. we had words at #goldencorrel when he was coming off a 16 hour day on X and stuffing banana #pudding into his pants. weasel almost took the L but catturd gassed in 15 seconds and i kicked him in the bowl #blockage
This doesn’t even approach @unclegarytrucks’s numbers in Hooters
“Dude - I was raised in the south and I’ve been in 40 bar fights. You wouldn’t last three minutes with me wimp.” - Catturd, July 19, 2025
“If you come for the littermates, you come for me.” - Catturd
I got the charges dropped against @unclegarytrucks when he blew a .38 BAC after unsuccessfully trying to outrun the cops on his Rascal mobility scooter on his way to the strip club, so this one should be a piece of cake.
If your worried about your weight weasel can #help. we acquired several crates of counterfit Ozlympics from Packinstan at a fraction of the price of the real thing. @3YearLetterman gives his players to #cut weight after football season for wrestling. dm to #reserve your supply
proud that me and uncle gary recickle and are #good stewarts of our planet. you can always visit the junk yard for our fine #selection of 2nd hand wares
me & Weasel got paid ripe down a fens & used that wood to #build a porch