Larva From Delmarva 🇲🇽🇫🇲🇮🇩🇬🇷🇨🇷

You can get a government exemption for alcoholism, diabetes, dementia, pregnancy, repeat violent felony, pedophilia, Islam, or a short list of very rare disorders. You can also submit a 50 signature petition that you're an asshole. Otherwise you have to get drunk every Wednesday.

It's fine to bring McDonald's as a wedding gift, but you really should make sure the bride and groom enjoy it before it gets cold. Three to four panicked phone calls will usually get you into the room where the bride is getting ready, so you can deliver it in person.

States that should obviously be vassals of other states Rhode Island ---> Connecticut Oklahoma ---> Texas Indiana ---> Ohio Nebraska ---> Iowa Any others? Please don't say anything on my page that could be construed as undermining Delmarvan unity and sovereignty.

lol no they don’t. Otherwise everyone on a first interview would just say “I have a disability” and be guaranteed a job

Skateshop job starting soon. Can’t wait. Love fisheries but I can’t make a living in the field without moving. I’m gonna get paid pretty much the same amount but I’m going to lead a much more leisurely life. That’s all I’ve wanted since I was a kid. I can feel the tension leaving

I acknowledge that I am busting in unceded and occupied pussy.

Might be worth starting to date again just to climb the high score board on here

I'm on the tea app showing hole

have a friend in nyc - 6'10", ivy league rower and quarterback at michigan state, makes $45M a year as a tech finance doctor, he's a calvin klein model in paris, and he cannot find a gf. women spit on him on the street. they drive up onto the curve to run him over. they hate him

What a lot of so called leftists don't want to admit is that not only is eating out often the more economically friendly option, it is also the more ethical one as you are not taking advantage of your own unpaid labor.

I had never heard of this app before on Monday and now it’s Friday, everyone is talking about it, and it’s already had a major security breach.

For the cumberland this is dead on but in the mountains and on the peninsula things get pretty sticky. Shenandoah Valley for instance feels mostly like rural Pennsylvania but once you get down to Roanoke you're definitely in the South. Not sure where the line is.

My favourite Chinese brand is China Baowu Steel Group, the largest steel producer on earth 🥰

Kids were watching this shit while their Dad sat in the Dad Chair having his nightly flashbacks to the horrors of the Pacific

@damintoell

John Thyroid

Insane that the Yeah Yeah Yeahs didn't put out more EPs, it was obviously the ideal artform for them in retrospect.

Got recommended a Kamala Harris edit on Tik Tok, pressed not interested, it was instantly replaced by Mongolian parliament funny moments