THE_MacKilla
@timothymcdugle
The funniest guy you've never heard of! Worlds best worst comedian. Comments and likes are not endorsements / 🚫Crypto 🚫Telegram 🚫WhatsApp
People who let their pants sag are really rushing things! Don't worry, as you get older, things will start to sag naturally...
Success is not the key to happiness... happiness is the key to success -Buddha
So it was pretty funny this morning watching the news when on the screen it said "remembering the Prince of Darkness"!
I don't think people really understand what the word "amazing" actually means these days. A newborn baby is amazing, nature is amazing, your double half caf soy latte from Starbucks no matter how good it is, is NOT!
It's ironic that people used to talk about Catherine the Great having sex with a horse, and now all women can talk about is wanting a man with a horse cock...
The things I post on here and the jokes are right are not just that they are the way I am every single day of my life. You write what you know
I think it was Casey Anthony that first coined the phrase "don't throw the baby out with the bathwater"
🤣 Yup! Straight to hell I’m going for laughing this hard every time I watch the captain go down! 🤭💯🤘🏼🏴☠️
I know some of you are real people and not Bots because AI actually uses punctuation.
Why would I hate you? I could never hate you as much as you hate yourself
I'm thinking about starting my own ASMR podcast, but it's just me eating my feelings and crying...
The closest I'll ever come to eating ass is enjoying the Pu Pu platter at Bangkok Garden
When you're so fat that you have to wash your clothes one piece at a time so you don't overload the washing machine
Sister: Work was so bad today that I feel like banging my head against the wall Me: knock yourself out!
And then there's my father who was an abusive alcoholic. Oh! I'm sorry! To answer your question, yes I have experience in Microsoft Office, and I can start Monday...
Batman doesn’t cover his whole face because he needs the police to know he’s white
I'm going to hit that s*** so hard you're gonna need to wear an adult diaper for the next week