Bub the Clownfish 🫧
@therealbaldtim
Purveyor of mediocre memes, occasional satire, and your mom jokes Devoted Christian, husband, father, son, and brother. Making your mom huge again
Sometimes you actually have a camera handy when the magic moment happens. This is not filtered or edited at all.

PSA: Sleeping for 8 months is not healthy, with or without contacts
My brother has been sleeping in his contacts for 8 months, hasn’t taken them out
"I would cut off your head--beard and all, if it stood a little higher off the ground." -Éomer to Gimli One of my favorite quotes/insults from The Lord of the Rings 🤣
I hope this is a real story, because the sentiment is definitely true
Yes, guys. I'd like to know, too. Is this true? 🤔
This is why term limits are needed. Fossilized turds are everywhere in DC
Show me a giant fossilized turd and Im a believer
The history they don't want you to know about!
beginnings of the stanley cup ice hockey superbowl playoffs :)
Good morning! Making chocolate-covered strawberries for my wife for our 23rd anniversary weekend 🍓

The vulnerable groups in America are illegal aliens who are desperate (Democrats have always loved their slaves to pick their crops) as well as the human/child trafficking that Biden and Hollywood loves.
I once rode a MiG like a rodeo bull
Share a piece of lore about yourself
Okay, a new Dunkin is a big deal in New England, but enough to change the name of Stow, MA for the day? Maybe it's because the town has been DDless since COVID shutdowns killed the 2 in town

This is the danger of the way our media presents information, implies things without crossing the line into lying (usually). I'm sure @Jarrod_Dinkle honestly thinks he's heard confirmation that Trump was at Epstein's island, but it's been debunked a long time ago…
He didn’t just “know” Epstein lmao he was close friends and was often on that island
This is an interesting video to help understand the context in which the Bible was written.
Here is one example of this from Dr. David Falk. In this video, he discusses something the Ancient Near Eastern authors of the Old Testament would have just assumed you knew about: Clans and Tribes. 2/2 youtube.com/watch?v=RmJcwA…
Thoughts on Psalm 123. The harshest critics are rarely those who sincerely work for the Lord and serve His people. Instead, spiritual skeptics are typically among those who are complacent and proud (Psalm 123:4). Consider the spiritual lesson from today’s psalm. Though facing…
X is Purgatory for the English language
There is no purgatory.
City counselor makes bike lane, rides bike, gets called fat b-word and quits riding. I'm no bike lane advocate, but shouldn't she have kept riding until people called her a skinny b-word?
Boston City Councilor Sharon Durkan says streets should “work for everyone” But after someone called her a "fat b-word" while biking, she ditched the pedals — and spent $3,000 on Ubers instead Bike lanes for you. Backseat comfort for her Click to read: massdailynews.com/posts/85
Life is hard, but better after an end-of-workday maple whiskey 🍁 That's the tweet
Imagine hating me and I’m just a misogynistic, homophobic, bigot, transphobe that thinks everyone is a retard.