John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd
Autistic writer/comedian. @Chaser editor and @shot_au contributor. He/Him. Jokes appear angrily read out in senate estimates.
Time to welcome our new overlord the only way I know how

One of my favourite stims is shuffling a deck of cards and one of my friend’s favourites is playing solitaire We got the kind of complimentary autism friendship they write about in sitcoms
my first Daily Tism article is out! please enjoy an insight into the levels of “in trouble” I feel every day thedailytism.com/autistic-woman…
What if I just stop doing everything and just rewatch all of Community again?
Please note all those losers that keep accusing Pedro Pascal of being a creep, for having chemistry with his costar are transphobes who are looking for any reason to take a known vocal trans ally down.
We should be allowed to throw tomatoes at people who refuse to go to therapy but love using therapy speak
thank you mr prime minister for taking time out of your busy day in the first week of parliament to talk about this issue

it's kinda incredible that the meaning of "fantastic" has shifted so much that this moment no longer reads as "4 guys calling themselves mutants" and more like "Captain Jackass and the Self-Loathing Trio"
Genuinely the most egotistical thing I’ve ever seen
Someone who was abusive to me previously recently told me they went to therapy and are ready to forgive me I realise I’ve been hit with a classic ‘be careful what you wish for’ moment and shouldve said I wanted them to go to talk to a *good* therapist