Joe Bingham
@teafortillerman
Civil rights attorney. Acquired taste. All bad tweets by this account are satirical.
Many are saying
The world needs more men with your sense of humor!
Thankfully, the Trump Administration has just released a compassionate plan to help millions of suffering people like this man obtain the care they so desperately need.
well yeah, if you are a journalist and you helped israel commit the final solution you should be jailed, put to trial and be convicted in the Hague idk why that’s a controversial opinion to you
The dominant (dumb) interpretation of Emerging Democratic Majority was that Democrats could go left and alienate white working-class swing voters because they didn't matter anymore. But it turned out that also alienated lots of nonwhite voters too.
Lots of fascinating stuff here. The best part is the interviews. My main takeaways are that minority voters who switched to Trump really hate Dems' embrace of wokeness and they really like Trump. So if the GOP wants to keep them, it'll have to stay on its present, Trumpy course.
*A canon lawyer awakens at 3 AM in a cold sweat*
My neighbor told me fishes keep eating his phones on flotilla trips, and I asked how many phones he had, and says he keeps getting new ones at the store afterwards so I said it sounds like they were just buying phones to feed to the fishes, and Greta started crying.
🚨 Every single time they do one of these “freedom flotilla” stunts, the result is the same: 🚫 They deliver no aid to Gaza. 📱🌊 They deliver their phones into the Mediterranean Sea. 🤔 What do you think they’re hiding?
RIP Tom Lehrer, who taught math to my Aunt Cathy at MIT's security studies program in the early 1960s. She claimed that she gave him the idea for "MLF Lullaby", but whether or not that was true, everyone in my family had all his records, which I delighted in growing up.
God usually waits for a tweet like this before starting to crank that metabolism dial down
I’m curious if any of my followers can relate to not ever experiencing weight gain without exercise. I’m fairly certain I’ve never experienced a notable amount without it
Do we know yet which Biden staffers / family members decided to illegally amend the constitution by decree?
it’s always impressive to me the way people hanging out in crowds where half the people have Che Guevara, Mao, Angela Davis, and Assata Shakur on their t-shirts use this to argue that anyone who has breathed the same air as Twitter RWers is a Nazi
This is the “Nazi bar” problem
Here’s what Solzhenitsyn said about Angela Davis
🎓 Professor Angela Davis, eminent American political activist, philosopher and author, who received an honorary Doctorate in Letters
Actually, America is embarrassed this unapologetic murdering midwit minstril show isn't in one of its prisons, which are far better than she deserves.
🎓 Professor Angela Davis, eminent American political activist, philosopher and author, who received an honorary Doctorate in Letters
Exhibit #5246753 as to why home rule must be ended immediately.
Why use armed guards instead of social workers?
Inside Zohran Mamdani’s posh multi-day Uganda wedding bash with phone jamming system, armed guards trib.al/1pOR4v2
Incredible statement haha
Eight things to note in the statement that Tea (finally) released about their data breach: 1) No apology - really? 2) Dodges responsibility. “Legacy data storage system” is corpo speak for “we left sensitive data sitting around unprotected.” Also dances around the fact that…
Scandalous.
If you visit DC this summer, beware: The city manipulates traffic signs and cameras to take your money. Example: This is Massachusetts Ave. NW, which runs from Maryland into DC. Months ago, the MD side lowered its speed limit. It posted big orange signs to alert drivers. (1/6)
Mary Hartman! Mary Hartman! Fringe Square One Television Wishbone is getting there too, I'm afraid...
What is the most underrated tv series that barely anyone knows?
A partner at a prominent law firm is using hard drugs.
A partner at a prominent law firm told me “AI is now doing work that used to be done by 1st to 3rd year associates. AI can generate a motion in an hour that might take an associate a week. And the work is better. Someone should tell the folks applying to law school right now.”
I was never much of a pro wrestling fan, but I've got a bit of Hulkamania myself over at @NRO, for different reasons. A tribute to the man who destroyed Gawker, a far bigger villain than any heel in the ring. Read it while it's fresh, brother.