CZ
@syntheticnerve
The future ain’t what it used to be
had a dream last night i was at a "hyperbole convention" and someone asked how many people were in attendance and this dude said "like a bajillion" and everyone started clapping
CHICAGO CATHOLICS YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A MONASTERY RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR CHURCH FACILITY, GO INTO THE CHURCH RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE COLLECTION BASKET FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW
Like everything else in our present day existence, the watering down of the HOF is no exception. If things continue as is, you'll be looking at names like Clay Holmes and Vinnie Pasquantino as HOF candidates.
Like everything else in our present day existence, the watering down of the HOF is no exception. If things continue as is, you'll be looking at names like Clay Holmes and Vinnie Pasquantino as HOF candidates.
Told a girl with a septum piercing that i think shes annoying, she said some shit in latin and i havent been able to appear in mirrors ever since
As silly as it sounds, it was important for George Bush to throw a strike in this moment
That’s It For The Onion’s Coverage, Our Reporters Have All Killed Themselves
Never bet against the ancient Sanskrit texts outside the Wawa
My goat
Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone’s PR WITH hurdles is faster than her competitors’ PRs WITHOUT hurdles. Yes, you read that right. #ParisOlympics 📺 NBC & Peacock
WOW. 😱 A STUNNING upset in the men’s 1500m as AMERICAN COLE HOCKER takes gold! #ParisOlympics
Please, please, win it this year.
The Philly crowd singing along to Bryson Stott's walk up song right before he hit this grand slam is objectively very cool.
another tough day so figured I’d post my resume. lemme know if ur hiring!