eric curtin
@_ericcurtin
bye
"the squeak is coming from inside the mouse" just something i thought of. kind of funny. hope october is treating everyone well.
why do restaurants have to come up with dumb ass names for their menu items.. got me sayin “Yeah let me have uhh the Grandmas wacky home style skillet” Bitch I Will Kill All Of Us Right Now I Have A Bomb
(on one knee) will you make me the happiest benson in the booniverse
SEEN MY MANS DROOG IN THE CORNER STORE YESTERDAY WITH THE PERSONAL BOTTLE OF HENNY
the internet has become so mean it’s scary actually
met my celeb crush today and had her sign my notes app


(guy from chicago unhooking your bra) we should get a marg tower
wait a second, if you're bouncing on it, and im getting bounced on, then who is driving this forklift