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I’m just here for the Calgorithm. My schtick is retro because it imparts joy. I paid for the blue check mark so I can edit and exceed word limits. Go Bears.
I said @mrlongshore needed a highlight reel and I’m a man of my word. Here it is, #Calgorithm, the exhaustive Nate Longshore Cal career highlights x Tower of Power.
Pol Pot giving a lecture on the dangers of human rights abuses.
NEW: Oregon HC Dan Lanning on tampering: "There have to be consequences to those actions, if not there will be actions like that." (via @Brett_McMurphy) on3.com/college/oregon…
Cade Uluave has acquired the Necronomicon, CalCentel can officially report. The story comes after various ACC quarterbacks had their media day appearances cut short for murmuring ancient Sumerian incantations while at the mic. More on this story as it develops.
One of the most unique traditions of our ACC foes I found is in this very vein. If you go to college in the Boston area and your school doesn’t have football/a marching band, you’re eligible and encouraged to enroll and march in BC’s band instead. I thought that was the coolest…
Reach out to local universities that don't have football and let them sell student tickets to their students as well. Cal State East Bay, SF State, and Sonoma State to start. Those schools have student populations with heavy ties to the bay, so Cal Athletics is theirs too.
The Dark Lord doesn’t recognize made up fiat currency of mortal men. We’ll be glorifying His name in whatever way He deems fit, thank you very much.
ACC also announces fines for field and court storming, starting at $50,000
"Everyone loves him. There's not a single person in the program who doesn't like him, he's been been awesome for us.” – Cal ILB Cade Uluave on ACC Network about new Bears GM Ron Rivera on3.com/boards/threads…
The fact that we’re even being acknowledged by a Division 1 coach on satellite radio is awesome.
Cal head coach Justin Wilcox was asked about the #Calgorithm on SiriusXM this morning: “Smart kids … or adults … or whoever it is."
Grok, what kind of wager is such a sure thing, it’s as if a casino was trying to bankrupt itself as efficiently and quickly as possible?
O/U 1.5 Calgorithm mentions at ACC Media Day
CalCentel regrets to inform our followers that we were not granted media credentials for ACC Media Day. As the premier news organization for all things Golden Bears, we grow concerned with the growing war against legacy media. Censor us all you want. Cal will still win 10 games
“Corporate needs you to find the difference in these pictures.”
#40 days until Cal football 1) David Ortega 2) Frank Brunk 3) Wendell Hunter 4) Gary Fowler
A lot of smart people on Cal twitter - if anyone is in the medical field and can assist former Auburn QB Payton Thorne with advice for how to treat his dads stomach cancer I’d encourage you to reach out to him on instagram
🚨 Former Auburn QB Payton Thorne just posted this on in regard to his father’s battle with cancer. Thoughts and prayers go out to the Thorne family as they navigate this time 🙏
Post a college football photo that goes incredibly hard.
Post a college football photo that goes incredibly hard.
Post a college football photo that goes incredibly hard.
Post a college football photo that goes incredibly hard.
always pegged @TwistNH7 as more of an Age of Origins Tower Defense Mobile guy
by extracting his screenshot’s metadata to see what was cropped out, we found the game taking up 36 minutes of @TwistNH7’s screen time every day:
If 01/01/1992 was the zenith of Cal football in the modern era, the fully dialed and healthy 2007 team was the zenith of the docsuess84 Cal football era. Just a filthy amount of offensive weapons, an O-line to make it all work, and a good defense to complement it.
I said @mrlongshore needed a highlight reel and I’m a man of my word. Here it is, #Calgorithm, the exhaustive Nate Longshore Cal career highlights x Tower of Power.
“You’re the Guy” Check out this feature article about our very own Ron Rivera! ✍️ calbea.rs/40pjenP #GoBears