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Andris Biedrins apologist, Beast Mode product model, volunteer QA @ Top Dog. Cal fan for long enough that nothing can hurt me and I no longer fear death
Cade Uluave has acquired the Necronomicon, CalCentel can officially report. The story comes after various ACC quarterbacks had their media day appearances cut short for murmuring ancient Sumerian incantations while at the mic. More on this story as it develops.
wow. so sorry to hear that. I’m sure Indiana would NEVER have conversations with a player who wasn’t in the portal
Curt Cignetti says IU dealt with tampering from other teams this spring. An IU player was offered over $1 million by another team (which he didn’t name, obviously) and that player was not in the portal. #iufb
I’m Lee Corso and we’re here at the Lawrence Berkeley National Lab with the Director of Dangerous Experimental Nuclear Technologies, and if Ohio State loses to Iowa we’re going to dunk Kirk Herbstreit into the reactor
USC deleted their post about firing Clay Helton. someday, all the great works and monuments of our time will be dust in the wind
Barack Obama addressing the White House House Press Corp (2015, remastered)
every time someone brings up “NCAA program valuations” I’m reminded of a certain Bay Area NBA team that was ranked 29th out of 30 in 2004, chose to get serious, and is now worth a billion dollars more than anyone else
me every single time Cal lost to Oregon or USC, 2002-present:
the ACC is at the gates. your armies will not survive the winter 🤠
Good morning from Big Ten country 😎
sorry, we are unable to provide a depth chart this week as every single player has been stricken with the dreaded “lower body injury”. we’ll just have to see how they’re doing and get back to you on gameday
ACC commissioner Jim Phillips announces player availability reports will be required in football, men's and women's basketball and baseball in conference games. In football, reports will be issued two days before games, with updates one day before and game day.
with all of Stanford’s more serious crimes, it’s easy to let this slide, but it still needs to be said: All Right Now is not a good song. In fact, it’s an extremely bad song
Proud member of the American Conference Ⓜ️ #GoTigersGo | @American_Conf
Proud member of the American Conference Ⓜ️ #GoTigersGo | @American_Conf
always pegged @TwistNH7 as more of an Age of Origins Tower Defense Mobile guy
by extracting his screenshot’s metadata to see what was cropped out, we found the game taking up 36 minutes of @TwistNH7’s screen time every day:
1. QB for the Pittsburgh Steelers 2. Influential underground rapper recently featured on Justin Bieber’s new album 3. Immortal deity spending a few centuries as a college football mascot 4. Lawyer 5. I don’t really know. At this point it feels weird to ask. Finance, maybe?
what are your top 5 friends currently doing in life?
brb watching this entire 51-minute Nate Longshore highlight reel, throwing a sprinter van through a store window and climbing the Empire State Building
I said @mrlongshore needed a highlight reel and I’m a man of my word. Here it is, #Calgorithm, the exhaustive Nate Longshore Cal career highlights x Tower of Power.