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Your one-stop shop for all things Golden Bears. All posts fact-checked by real Calgorithm patriots. Parody Account, allegedly. #runthedamnball
UNC is leaving the ACC to join the Mutant Football League, sources can confirm to CalCentel and On3
CAL CENTEL HAD IT FIRST AND DONT YOU FORGET IT
First poster for ‘AIR BUD RETURNS’ In theaters Summer 2026.
The Pope meets the bare minimum for being a decent human being CONFIRMED. Sources tell me that he goes above and beyond the call of duty but CalCentel is still waiting on fact checkers to verify this.
I am not, just for the record.
Current Doak Walker Odds: Jamaal Wiley, Cal -1000 Jeremiyah Love, Notre Dame +250 Nate Frazier, Georgia +700 Quintrevion Wisner, Texas +1100 Justice Haynes, Michigan +1300
CalCentel can now confirm that Fernando Mendoza is out INDEFINITELY after a Ghast destroyed his Portal, stranding him in the Nether. The Indiana QB went back to retrieve his Efficiency V Pickaxe but was blindsided by a fireball. It is likely he'll have to redshirt this season.
Indiana QB Fernando Mendoza has been ruled out for 6-7 months after trying to sleep in the Nether
Cade Uluave has acquired the Necronomicon, CalCentel can officially report. The story comes after various ACC quarterbacks had their media day appearances cut short for murmuring ancient Sumerian incantations while at the mic. More on this story as it develops.
Don Grizzell will be getting action in the foreseeable future, confirmed by CalCentel. Follow for more #DonMeatWatch
We're going on a date btw
Fact check: ✅ TRUE
I’ve made out with Zach Bryan’s new girlfriend.
CalCentel can now confirm that Wilcox plans to give Cade Uluave the nod at QB1. More on this story as it develops.
Cal HC Justin Wilcox just said on the ACC Network (with humor?) that star LB Cade Uluave might see some offensive snaps.
Barack Obama addressing the White House House Press Corp (2015, remastered)
CalCentel regrets to inform our followers that we were not granted media credentials for ACC Media Day. As the premier news organization for all things Golden Bears, we grow concerned with the growing war against legacy media. Censor us all you want. Cal will still win 10 games
Cal QB Jaron-Keawe Sagapolutele and actress Sofia Vergara have been "quietly hanging out", sources tell @Cal_Centel
I heard this account was the most reliable inside source for Cal news and rumors. I look forward to amplifying this content, fully trusting it to be true and correct
I heard this account was the most reliable inside source for Cal news and rumors. I look forward to amplifying this content, fully trusting it to be true and correct