AIN'T NO DISCO
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Interesting Fact of the Day: If Robert Jenrick were to catch 50 fare dodgers a day, recouping £2.90 each time for the taxpayer, it would take him well over 1,000 years to recoup the amount the taxpayer lost when he helped a major Tory donor avoid a £45m tax bill back in 2020.
Imagine living in a world where you could get arrested or suspended for saying don't kill children, because it might hurt the feelings of the killers.
“The English have a fierce reputation for conquering the world.. invading loads of different countries and then getting upset when those people follow them home.” - Tommy Tiernan
Merlin thinks my neighbour who is constantly shouting at her kids is a Canadian goose.
Imagine being this tired, this stressed, this hungry, this fucking angry, this helpless. I feel sick, but I could never imagine being in this situation. Fuck Israel.
Laurence Fox is trying to crowdfund his ULEZ legal fees, and he only got a fiver.
Big up this kid and shame on the reporter for trying to dox him and putting his life in danger. I hope he's safe.
just visited the GP surgery and whispered “i have mental health” to the receptionist, she winked and took me out back to a secret car dealership and allowed me to choose a free £52,000 BMW, any colour of my choice, drove it away then and there. i don’t even have a driving licence
This is all amazing...Europe,Russia, USA, The Middle East are all having a piss fight. The leader of New New Labour is bashing heads with farmers about boohoo rich boy tax. If there was ever a point to give everybody's head a wobble. I think we might be there.
When you find out Coldplay have covered Sunshine on Leith and you know it’s only a matter of time until you hear it
This is my favorite video on the internet!!