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@stepheniscowboy
the memorizers were few, their memories limited
Hot girl: So what's your new book called Tolstoy, aware women like strong men: War Tolstoy, remembering women like sensitive men too: ... and Peace
getting a losers medal as a third choice goalkeeper is soooooo funny like what are you doing there
why are there a bunch of fake/repost/odd audio edit versions of Tom Lehrer's albums on Spotify? Complete enshittification here
Rip Tom Lehrer you made me a very odd child
my parents played a lot of tom lehrer when i was young which i loved but also what business did a six year old in the year 2000 have knowing about the Multi Lateral Force as a proposed deterrence tool to Brezhnev
Let Russo shoot a big cannon at it. Sink the fucker
The Spanish galleon Andalucia is making her way into Bristol
Elizabeth the First didn't eat all those horses to be one nil down to Spain at half time for goodness sake
There are people on this train who have paid nearly £200 to stand in the aisle for 5 hours and they’ll still get in over 2 hours late. Last year the train companies paid out £246million to shareholders. Great system, seems fine.
I actually think it’s great that John Major’s conservative government privatised the rail system in the 90s in such a way that companies operated the services and made all the money but the state still owns the network and is responsible for all the problems. Works really well 👍🏻
A magnificent example of the European culture we’re told doesn’t exist. Touches my heart every single time.
A magnificent example of the European culture we’re told doesn’t exist. Touches my heart every single time.
not just any former sun editor. a former sun editor with a conviction for doxxing the teenage victim of sexual abuse by a famous footballer 🙌. cool party!
Keir Starmer is appointing a former Sun editor to a top government comms role, while watering down the Hillsborough Law. Bootlicking the Murdoch press, betraying the people of Liverpool and insulting every campaigner for justice. Justice For The 97.
If you’re 16/17 years old, you’re actually allowed to go on r/cider, as long as you’ve got r/food open in another tab.
The UK Online Safety Act means subreddits like /r/cider, the support forum /r/sexualassault, and /r/stopsmoking are now blocked for people under 18. Thank you @Jess4Lowestoft for protecting our CHILDREN from these sick freaks
Generals gathered in their masses, just like witches at black masses. Evil minds that plot in masses, sorcerer of death in the masses. In the fields the bodies are masses, as the war machine turns in masses. Death and hatred to the masses, poisoning their brainwashed masses...
me seeing friend buying two hot dogs: two huh? ol double dog. the two dog kid. friend who remembers when I tried to eat healthy in 2017: ok lentils
Yes my drama teacher made us do a school musical about 9/11 and I had to sing ‘then came the day Osama blew us away’ to an audience
Have you guys got any good teacher lore, my year 7 history teacher got caught having two wives and went to jail for a week