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[ not sure whether to mention your barrel ] I like your suspenders,
in trouble with the wife for referring to the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders as "well-oiled machines"
Screenshotting this and showing it to everybody at the bar saying it’s mine
It's been five years. #Regis was TV at its best. Thanks for the memories. #LCJArchives
Hi everybody do I know anyone on here who went to school for electrical engineering? Has the job market been okay? Are you feeling alright? Im thinking of going back to school but I’m nervous
Just watched inland empire for the first time Im not sure what do now I want to climb on my roof or learn to cartwheel
Im going to watch joker 2 again tomorrow morning, I assume folie a deux is French for 2
I watched the second joker with my mom and nana and I’d like to now become a Hamilton type person about it
Watching rocketman (Harlan Williams, not the music one) because I accidentally got the Spanish version of Zodiac
All dressed lays are really good Im so glad I can buy these now
This tastes very bad, not even in a gross sweet way it just tastes like a bad seltzer, I feel as stupid as I look

They be winning materialistically, but losing their soul
I was stuck on a couch watching south park on new years almost ten year ago I’d never put myself in that situation again, I just didn’t wanna lose my spot on the couch
I need some kind of tragic concussion before I start getting blamed for my own decline