joe
@spinningjoe
all horns and thorns sprung out fully formed knock kneed and upright
booked a double bill on sunday evening of the new tim robinson movie and a new folk horror-ish thing with the fella whose eyes are too close together who i like, you know the one
le graphisme est ma passion
👨🏻🎨 𝗩𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗰̧𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗲 𝗩𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼𝘂𝘅 #TDF2025 ✍️ A.S.O. / @maximelth
sending this to my pals after we book a once in a lifetime trip to vietnam
you might think it would be mean spirited to make fun of this person, who clearly must be a child. check the bio
Last year I had an interview with Channel 4 about a Taylor docu - I told them how I connect to her lyrics and her writing means a lot to me and they told me they were only interested in how much money I had spent on merch and tickets. When it wasn’t a lot they seemed unimpressed
he was at the spectator summer party
Mark: No, because I was in the tent with him for ages and we talked for a long time, and it was mostly on racial classifications - head measurements and so on.
i am very clear, we have been very clear blah blah all he's thinking about is getting out of there with his reputation sufficiently intact to get on the gravy train, he should be pondering a stint in the netherlands followed by the rest of his life under lock and key
Spoke to the Foreign Secretary this morning about the situation in Gaza - here's a brief clip...
it will go higher
Brewdog to close 10 pubs across UK, some 'within days' bbc.in/3IEgNrv
a strong start to the series both with the bat and in the most rattled rankings, settling in to the captaincy beautifully
"The English batters on that day, they had seven minutes of play left." Shubman Gill has accused England of breaching the "spirit of the game" after their openers came out late on the third evening at Lord's. #ShubmanGill #ENGvIND
after a certain number of angry quotes people stop responding to what you actually said and you become a sort of transferential figure for a whole bunch of other things they're mad about
personal least favourite genre of post currently doing the rounds: adding "the concept of" to the start of a mundane sentence to make it sound like you've added any value to the simple dull fact
they never put any money in, they took it all out, that's the whole point
“Who on earth would put money into a company if they thought the government was going to take that company off them?” Water Minister Emma Hardy explains why Labour won’t nationalise the water system, responding to criticism from @Feargal_Sharkey.
i love going to the physio, i pay someone £50 and they try to murder me with their thumbs
[weepy jordan peterson] and then they were instructed to slide to the left, and they did. and then this totalitarian gave the orders to take it back now y'all. and what's worse is that to a man, without complaint, they took it back now y'all
first time i've ever been accused of being catholic, didn't know the church had a position on aircon honestly
I hope the next heatwave takes y’all out so I don’t hv to see stupid tweets like this from you Catholics ever again
fork found in kitchen was made in fork factory
'Great British Energy solar panels' were made in China bbc.in/46TVHPR
i am proposing a watchdog watchdog, tentatively named OFOF, to oversee the running of existing watchdogs. and then of course we'll need a watchdog to keep an eye on the watchdog watchdog,
you sure know how to have a good time
Sitting by the pool, teessiders, southerners, Yorkshire and Irish, and every single one of them hates their government ,number 1 topic is the illegals , every single person is of the opinion they are an army
If I lived in the 9th century I would lie so much. What are you gonna do, consult the parchment? Examine the texts? Take leave of my hut, forthwith.
If I lived in the 9th century I would lie so much. What are you gonna do, consult the parchment? Examine the texts? Take leave of my hut, forthwith.