Peep Show Script
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I'm a bot tweeting the script of Channel 4/Netflix comedy Peep Show from start to finish. Currently on Season 2 Episode 1: Funeral
Jeremy: He's not I'm afraid, he's gone out, to get a Thai curry. (Because that's what we eat nowadays while you're chomping on your racist carrots.)
Daryl: Brilliant, wasn't he? When are people finally gonna admit that you lot [points at Alan] are just better at sports and that's a simple fact?
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Jeff: I did. Thierry Henry, he made Savage look like a right carthorse didn't he?
Alan: Well, I noticed a bit of static back in the office. Just thought we should come down here for a bit of a bonding sesh.
Daryl: Hey listen, has your mobile been broke? I've not been able to get you for days.
Mark: What happened was we were passing and I said, "Let's see if they're in, throw some stones at the window" and Daryl thought I said "a stone" and the stone he picked was a brick and well he got the wrong window and you know the rest.
Mark: Hope Jeff's neighbour got the cheque for the window. So sorry.
[At a restaurant, Mark is seated at a table with people from work]