Julia Shrek
@juliashrek
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So so so cool being literally the only person that is not married at my younger sister’s bridal shower
Coffee shops play a very dangerous game by only having one single person bathroom
I judged my father too harshly for falling asleep on the couch at 8pm after work
🚨 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐀 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐋𝐋!! 🚨 We're bringing the red helmets BACK: bufbills.co/3IWw3jn
The kitten just checking on me when I’m in the shower
Jim Harbaugh at Chargers practice 😭😭 A new meme has been born.
Yes, yes very good, I like this robot slur
if I go to a theater and see a fucking clanker trying to serve me popcorn I’m leaving immediately
How is it physically possible for my cat to weigh 10 pounds yet when he hops up on my lap and stands on my chest his paw weighs no less than 10 tons
Nothing this bitch loves more than coming in 5th place
Riley Gaines makes the swim from Alcatraz - ties for fifth place behind 61 year old former Supervisor Aaron Peskin.
Had a guest tonight say “hey I don’t see a ring on that finger, can I take you to a Coldplay concert sometime?” And I almost fell over laughing
Okay actually yes, I forgot about this phenomenal performance
He was phenomenal as James Marsden in Jury Duty
James Marsden 2004-2010 were his prime movie days. But Sex Drive in 2008 was his best work
this is like the hottest thing a guy has done in a movie
Coldplay getting the most recognition they’ve had in years
Another's Arms