Jason
@shalomninja
Lover of freedom, enjoyer of apple pie, MLB fan, Libertarian, Super Dad, Pastafarian, ATL born, Sarcasm Savant, Professional Bullshitter, Owner Honkler Farms
If you don't make time to thank God daily for every blessing you do have, he'll make time for you to remember those blessings you had. Stay humble my frens and go forth in peace knowing the Lord is with you, all is well.
You ever just want to take a moment and thank God for everything? For how great you feel? For how appreciative you are of where you’ve come from and how much progress you’ve made? For how your life has improved? NO? Just me?
The Lord had plans for me this morning. Sent me on an adventure and I got to see the sunrise and get Chick-fil-A breakfast.
The autism of X is really on display concerning "whether or not Malcolm Jamal Warner should be considered in the celebrity deaths happen in 3s" debate 😳
When @PaulyShore passes, we won't count that one.
The autism of X is really on display concerning "whether or not Malcolm Jamal Warner should be considered in the celebrity deaths happen in 3s" debate 😳
Gmgmgmgm, tis Friday. Left my house 12hrs ago and am just now getting home. So tired. Be kinds Drink waters Wear RED Be Unbothers Oh also, as I typed this, got another fn call.

Serial number start with HP? HP00001 is for @HardPass4 collection only. 😎 Love you man.
Just extracted a 300lb decomp from the forth floor of an apartment with an elevator that wouldn't fit a gurney...AMA.
First date idea: we talk about revolution and you get thrown into the gulagies
I bring forth a resolution for vote, TL Resolution 80, aka The 80s Rememberance Act, hereby declaring July 20th to July 26th a national week of remembrance of those we lost this week, so far. All in favor
The only celebrity death that hit me hard was Robin Williams. And that was because he reminded me of my dad who had died many years before. I love and miss my dad terribly.
I ate too much of this chili with fritos and now my stomach hurts
I was told that @janefkndoe would really like to have some of these
Call me stupid but i do not think ending “gender affirming” care in CHILDREN is a bad thing.
Such a legend and a huge part of my childhood. RIP Hulk Hogan. 🙏