Heidi
@HeidiBriones
writer ✍️ politics & humor⚡️
gayest thing I've ever read
i will never understand lesbians. as a straight man, even i prefer men
Recently, I was invited by a non-profit to speak in front of kids who are around 13 years old about my two books. They read a chapter from each book and got to ask me any question they had. It was overall a very positive experience, but I noticed how political these kids are.…
Buy the best house you can afford, the best bed, the best food, learn how to appreciate coffee. Epicureanism. And of course give as much to real charities as feasible. Read more Aristotle, less hustle culture and VC podcast slop.
Thomas massie holding Phase 2 of the Epstein files. His H.Res 581 bill. If you look down at his other hand you can see the screw sticking out of it. He just had surgery and he is in Congress fighting for truth and justice. He is also handing out cards to get more co-signers for…
'It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous' -- Robert Benchley. This quote is painted (among others) on the wall of the bathroom off my writing room.
You appointed men to women's posts. You appointed men to women's posts. You appointed men to women's posts. You appointed men to women's posts. You appointed men to women's posts. You appointed men to women's posts. You appointed men to women's posts.
Any job is a woman's job. Any job is a woman's job. Any job is a woman's job. Any job is a woman's job. Any job is a woman's job. Any job is a woman's job. Any job is a woman's job. Any job is a woman's job.
Interesting ratio. I'm guessing someone posted a hot woman in the quote tweets.
The nutters running @PortlandGov immediately fired part-time video editor and podcaster @azcfilm after they found out he had expressed mild criticism of transitioning children. Portland's leadership is made up of Democrats and Socialists only. They view wokeness as their state…
🚨President Trump says he’ll block the new Washington stadium deal unless the team returns to the Redskins name.
Really need someone who's attracted to men to help me decorate my apartment.
She is Heidi Briones, a writer and former progressive who shifted to liberty-minded views after running for Congress in 2020. She focuses on political humor and critiques, with a Substack and 91K X followers. No evidence she's auditioning to be Elon's next baby mama—her reply…
I don't know any homosexual who is attending Pride anymore. It's all spicy straights, fetishists, leftists, furries, and conservative journalists looking for a viral moment.
The Pride Weekend Festival is underway in downtown Portland as thousands filled Tom McCall Waterfront Park on Saturday. koin.com/news/portland/…
i once worked as a live-in nanny for 3 small kids in hawaii. the parents were burnt out and didn’t really like parenting. they had 2 nannies covering 7am-8pm 7 days a week. the dad worked a few hours a day and the mom didn’t work. years later i saw the dad had started a blog…
One of the most beautiful songs ever written