𝙹̴𝚎̴𝚗̴𝚗̴𝚒̴𝚏̴𝚎̴𝚛̴ : ᴼᵘᵗ ᴼᶠ ᴼᶠᶠᶦᶜᵉ

Me, when Dunkin gives me regular milk instead of almond milk

I’m so sleepy

Hop in.

I’m goin off the rails wif mi crazy trains 🎶 $apu

🌞🌞🌞

“What do you do for work?” My best. I do my best.

I want the biggest and freshest grilled chicken salad with a ton of lettuce, fresh veggies, some grilled veggies, olives, olive oil and lemon juice

I learned this the hard way.

Compliments? Couldn’t possibly be about me. Insults? My brain’s like, This is definitely about you, babe.

Late but… GMGMGMGMGMGM! It is hump day. Drink waters. I’m working on caffeination. Tonight is Bible study. Be good to each other and not commies. Beware non frens. Do a thing to make your body feel good.

It’s our time now 👏🏼😈🦁 #Leoseason

I keep seeing this annoying trend of teenagers doing something seriously expensive as a mistake, like putting diesel in a car that doesn’t take diesel and the parents not disciplining them and making it seem fun. Please for the love of god, stop coddling your kids. When they hit…

Judgmental Christians are honestly my favorite.

I’m freezing 🥶

Nobody hates u more than someone who’s faking something you naturally embody.

I don’t hate this. She looks like 00’s Christina Aguilera and I love that dark lipstick

So the HR broad from the Coldplay concert married into the Cabot family. The Cabot family is so damn wealthy in New England; they don’t even speak to the Kennedy clan. That woman is going to lose everything because that prenup is ironclad and signed by God.

I’m making a whipped peach pudding dessert this weekend and you cannot stop me. You can only wish to contain me.

I have an 8:30 meeting tomorrow 😵‍💫. I should probably go to bed.

THISSSSS. I am WORK to love. People love the idea of me but when they peel back the layers and realize that i come with standards and am not a low maintenance relationship, they back out. Love me out loud or leave me alone.

Two weeks before his passing, Ozzy helped raise $190 million for Cure Parkinson's, Birmingham Children's Hospital, and Acorns Children's Hospice. Kindness is the new metal. 🤘🖤