no doubt
@selontheweb
A toddler just toddled into my path on the sidewalk. I said, cheerfully, excuse me. He said, somberly, I’m sorry I did that. He sounded depressed
at the board’s suggestion i have removed the dick from my mouth and will be sucking something more family friendly from now on.
I'm always saying "sounds good" about stuff. Stuff is always sounding good to me
Me: Anything else? Jimmy Neutron: Can I have some sodium chloride? Me: What... JN: Sodium chloride. Me: I need to check with my manager here. (Manager appears and he's a carbon copy of me, down to the exact stain on his shirt- this freaks Jimmy Neutron out so much that he leaves
i think we have a lot to learn from the mouth and the things it does
i burp up a sick and quivering little outline that skitters around shivering tryna get content in it. you squish it but your shoe just gives it dimension. rendering it robust