The Unahugger
@ned_flaczynski
Hardworking neighborly American churchgoer
The commentator said, “…just another unusual tale to recount, on the Tour de France this year”
Froot Loops is finally following its nose — towards common sense.
Froot Loops is finally following its nose — toward common sense. Thanks to the many parents who spoke out and pressured @KelloggsUS to remove harmful food dyes from its products. I urge more companies to step up and join the movement to Make America Healthy Again.
The grenade looks fake. Let’s have three guys cut it in half and call it a day
TRAGIC: 3 L.A. Deputies killed while cutting grenade in half reportedly thought the device was inert after a bomb squad x-rayed them
A toddler just toddled into my path on the sidewalk. I said, cheerfully, excuse me. He said, somberly, I’m sorry I did that. He sounded depressed
Been watching Le Tour this year. I know how to pronounce Tadej Pogačar
U.S. pigs — and the pork products we love — are vulnerable to a deadly virus
U.S. pigs – and the pork products we love – are vulnerable to a deadly virus. Hunters can help! Report any sightings of sick or dead feral swine. aphis.usda.gov/animal-disease…
Asked my buddy how he’s doing and he said, “I’m not gonna say ‘the walls are closing in,’ but…”
Took way longer. Tomatoes did not get big in Italy until the 19th century
I would love to read a general interest book about how pretty much every major world cuisine as we know it was completely reinvented over a period of 50-100 years in the wake of the Colombian exchange--chilis coming to India and China, tomatoes to Italy, etc. etc.
ENOUGH!
NYT spelling bee when there’s an i, n, and g is BORING. I don’t want to play the gerund game!
This guy Mephistopheles just offered me a deal. This will make me quite powerful
We must do this to all non-woke men
An American father who moved to Russia to avoid LGBTQ+ “indoctrination” for his kids is being sent to the front line against Ukraine despite being assured he would serve in a non-combat role. Derek Huffman, 46, feels he is being “thrown to the wolves” thedailybeast.com/texan-moved-fa…
My buddy just called a quaking aspen a “trembling birch”
Wow Trump is really going down over this Epstein stuff! We got him this time, guys. He is totally finished. We won! Mission accomplished. Fascism defeated in America. Donald is donezo! Our long national nightmare is over! We finally got him. MAGA is turning on Trump! It’s over fo
Was talking to my buddy who’s a mechanical engineer at a wind turbine company. I asked, so you design giant gears up in the turbine? He said yeah, pretty much
Taking measurement at a General Electric Turbine factory 1948
Chronic penous insufficiency
Donald Trump has been diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency.