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It's so obvious that Q is in the wrong place in the alphabet. It's got no right to be among common letters like N, O, P, R, S and T. Stick it at the end with the other freak letters.

So we have about 12 hominid species in the fossil record that took about 7 million years to evolve into Homo Sapiens. That gives us around 500-600K years between speciation events on average. Meaning we only have about 300,000 years left before we evolve into something bigger…

When I were a lad...

During the filming of ‘Gladiator’ actor Oliver Reed, who played Proximo, died of a heart attack in a bar after downing 3 bottles of rum, 8 beers, multiple doubles of whiskey and cognac, and beating five young Royal Navy sailors at arm-wrestling. He died like a true gladiator.

"I didn't get where I am today by canoodling with the head of HR on the jumbotron at a Coldplay gig."

Emma Watson banned from driving for speeding bbc.in/4lqtc0F

Just seen The Parallax View (1974), where Warren Beatty gets onto a plane and pays for his fare *in cash* while *sitting in his seat*. This is the world I want.

Gary Davies, BBC Radio 2 DJ, has just said that that on his show of 3rd August 1990, it was 40 degrees C on the roof of the BBC. A listener wrote it in his diary. #ClimateEmergency

"What was your best Glastonbury moment? "The two minute hate. The two minute hate was really good."