Micky McTattie
@rackandrule
They call Alabama the crimson tide, call me Deacon Blues. 》insert something witty here《 Bass player regularly
Wife to husband.... Where did you get the scratches on your neck? Husband... Me and the guys went kayaking, when out of the blue, a seal appeared and slapped me on my neck with an octopus! Wife... Do you really think I'm that fucking stupid!
Top tip boys. When the wife is going through old photos, probably best not to say, “wow, I forgot how pretty you were”! On a completely unrelated topic, has anyone got a spare room available to rent?
Funny how these people turn off replies!
Ms Peggie's conduct was antagonistic and deeply unprofessional! #PeggieMustGo #IStandWithDrUpton
This is clear proof that the earth is a globe. The earth’s movement over two hours tilts the water in. We’d never have tides on a flat earth
Horrific images of sea level rises in Blackpool. The pic on the left was taken in 1950, but the one on the right was taken at 2020. By 10 o'clock the tower will be lost!
This reminds me of the film, My Big Fat Greek Wedding. The father in the film put every invention and practically every word down to the Greeks. 😂😂
All they do is lie! Episode 87,675,121 Humza Yousaf claims that Muslims invented Algebra, antibiotics, hospitals!, clocks!! And even fucking coffee!!!
I’m going to stick my neck out here and say, the air fryer must be the greatest invention of the 21st century 😂😂
“The fact that he actually said it, on video proves absolutely nothing”
In my house, we have a per capita ratio of zero Ferrari’s, which is significantly lower than London and Edinburgh. Am I doing this right?
GDP per capita in Edinburgh shows that it is now out performing London. Just think where we would be if Scotland was sovereign. Real Gov there. Own Central Bank. Dozens of foreign embassies. A huge honeypot for investment. Wise up Scotland. Go for nationhood. That's our future.
Lord Mayor of London has new approach to people who drive with cars that are not ULEZ compliant
#piccadilly circus closed off this #Sunday morning
“But can you talk rabbit? Perhaps some of these poor bunnies were born in the wrong body” 😂😂😂😂 I’ve just gone through that blokes tl, unhinged doesn’t even begin to cover it!
I have seen someone get upset with this post. They blocked me after leaving their comment so I hid it. If you find this post to be inflammatory then it’s you who has a problem. This is a rabbit rescue. We are doing rabbit facts. I cannot take a rabbit to the vet and give…
Sir Humphrey Appleby is would be extremely proud of his replies!
Despite clear advice from @EHRC @EHRCChair that @scotgov needs to follow law, the @PermSecScot is still unable to say what action they have taken. Under questioning from @MichelleThomson, he cannot confirm they have taken any specific action beyond talking about action.
Yet you turn off comments! Very brave
Just for the people at the back: We are all Palestine Action 🇵🇸
“Right, we need a singer for an hour to entertain our residents, someone upbeat who can put a smile on their faces” Meanwhile……..
"Fuck's sake... You know any other tunes mate?"
The king of gaslighting is accusing the PM of gaslighting! Ye canny make this 💩 up
An awful statement from the PM, which ignores our collective responsibility to uphold international law. Suporting illegal military action in Iran, and gas-lighting us about an imminent nuclear threat, is hauntingly reminiscent of the lies told in the run up to the Iraq war.
Happy birthday @MonicaLewinsky This came up on my Facebook memories, but being a gentleman, I won’t say how long ago 😉😂😘
ⓘ 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘱 𝘮𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦
Hearing reports that the Supreme Leader of Iran has just got off the phone with Mairi McAllan seeking her advice on what to do next, more to follow…….