Don is Gainfully Employed

I live in the Malibu Barbie Dream House, California. My name is Kenneth Sean Carson. I’m 60 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my

𝐑𝐞-𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧, '𝐅𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫' ‘Faker’ 선수가 2029년까지 T1과 함께합니다. 리그 오브 레전드를 넘어 e스포츠의 상징이 된 ‘Faker’ 선수, 전설로 남을 앞으로의 여정도 기대하겠습니다. ‘Faker’ continues his journey with T1 until 2029. With ‘Faker’, becoming a symbol of esports beyond…

Brady winning with the Bucs his first year out of NE is one of the most underrated achievements in NFL history, people literally had him missing the playoffs lmao

Wake up in the morning. Open up X.com the everything app. Oh nice picture of beer. Oh cool Michigan got a punter. Oh wow that’s the most racist thing I’ve ever seen. Oh wow that’s the 2nd most racist thing I’ve ever seen. Dear god that’s incredibly racist.

90% of gamedev: > I want to add something that's very common in games > look up tutorial on google > It seems I'm the only person on earth who has ever attempted to do this before

30gb in the big 2025 I almost don't believe it

Nikola Jokic IN LITERAL TEARS after his horse won a race today. He barely cracked a smile after he won an NBA championship lmaooo Bro really don’t care about basketball 😭😭

WHY AREN'T THE GINYUS SHOWING UP? Oh, they're dead.

starts with p and we all love it

So glad we don't live in one of those bad countries like North Korea. They censor the internet over there. x.com/khubiez/status…

Oh my god someone did it

This might be the most disgusting thing they’ve printed

finally

Kinda a funny list when you realize the years listed for all of them are based on the life of the supposed #3 most influential person.

This OCG Vol.3-ass art, this is a level 5 with 1300 ATK and flavor text saying "He wields a soul of absolute evil. Nobody can withstand his motherfucking attack."

that key and peele skit was barely even a joke

This was not only the single funniest thing someone has done with AI but maybe the funniest thing someone has ever posted on Twitter

Can’t wait to someday tell our child “Daddy was on the computer 24 hours straight so we could buy you diapers and toys.”

Buccaneers today signed guard Michael Jordan.

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