Mark
@5goalthriller
To my eternal shame, I went to Legoland on acid
Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. I said to them “Don't just lie there like a dead turbot” None of them responded with "give it some minge" I have a voice recording and their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.
There were some shit songs in that episode of #TOTP, but you don’t remember them because the overall vibe was eclectic. Just as it should be.
How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? # He doesn’t, he’s dead. #TOTP
I’m not a massive Thin Lizzy fan, but I don’t think there have been many people cooler than Phil Lynott. #TOTP
Showaddywaddy all dressed in black to indicate that this is one of their more melancholy songs. #TOTP
Vivaldi: I composed The Four Seasons in just under five years Neil Finn: mate, hold my beer #TOTP
Every Tuesday lunchtime at school, a bunch of us would gather around a radio to listen to the new top 40. When Ghost Town was announced at number one an actual cheer went up. #TOTP
Imagine going into a shop, buying that Beach Boys medley, taking it home and listening to it. Fucking hell. #TOTP
No Beach Boys were harmed in the making of this record. Well, not physically. #TOTP
At this point in the early’80s, there were only two types of bands: those with Midge Ure, and those without. #TOTP
If we’d executed those cunts and stuck their heads on spikes, we would never have had Jive Bunny. #TOTP
I said to Jesus, “How much do you love me?” He said “This much” and he stretched out his arms and died And I thought to myself: is that a stock reply? Or are there exceptions for the likes of REO Speedwagon? #TOTP
Satan’s second most valuable possession is the contract he got Shakin’ Stevens to sign. #TOTP
Satan’s most valuable possession is the contract he got Sheena Easton to sign. It’s the Local Government Pension of Faustian Pacts. #TOTP