Jozef Koztelo
@jokers_tailor
Like drinking, like a laugh, chat, you know - bit of a debate, argument, scrap, fight, punch up, break some bloke's nose. I like life!
Isn't that Villanelle? What's she waiting for?
*record scratch* *freeze frame* "Yep, that was me. You're probably wondering how I found myself in this situation..."
Anyone else hoping for a military coup? 🤷♀️
🤣🤣🤣 WATCH a super frustrated Powell live fact-check Trump’s epic “gotcha” fail when he reveals a FAKE inflated estimate for the cost of Fed renovations:
*Adam Curtis voice* "Then in the early 21st century, something unexpected happened. People began paying money for 8 Bit ringtones for their mobile phones." youtu.be/4HWupEu7Xgk?si…
What one piece of media would be most baffling to Gen Z? I'm going to go with the song 'One Night in Bangkok', along with the fact that it topped the charts in 30 countries.
"Where's your fucking poppy?" but for metal bands who aren't suitably mournful #wheresyourozzy
Neil Hopper? Are you fucking kidding me? BBC News - Surgeon who had his legs removed accused of fraud bbc.com/news/articles/…
Don't Look Now (Dir. Nicolas Roeg, 1973)
Imagine OJ looking at you like this.
In honour of the late Prince of Darkness, here's a fantastic story Rick Wakeman once told about him, on Have I Got News For You. Apologies for the TikTok-esque format, it's the only version I could find online. #OzzyOsbourneRIP
"Hello, political advisers? It's just possible you could save my life..." theguardian.com/politics/2025/…
I used to enjoy the Tour de France back when that Spanish fella used to win it. But I worry there are too many drugs in it these days. The trouble is, there's too many cheats and not enough Indurains.
Where will I find you now? In the memories, our unspoken embraces, our missed phone calls, no, you’re forever in my heart. Deepest condolences to Sharon and all family members. RIP Sincere regrets to all the fans. Never goodbye. Thank you forever. Bill Ward
Goodbye dear friend - thanks for all those years - we had some great fun. 4 kids from Aston- who’d have thought, eh? So glad we got to do it one last time, back in Aston. Love you.
The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
This little lady... 💜 blacksabbathbench.co.uk/take-your-blac…
For the rest of July £3 of every sale on these two badges will go to Cure Parkinson's. I've also made postage free. 💜 #RIPOzzy
It’s been a busy week for badges. Still a few left… ichoosebirmingham.bigcartel.com/products
