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what if lola bunny was a 40 year old transsexual who smoked weed and sucked shit at basketball

sorry for almost crashing out because your tone changed slightly, do you still want me?

(early 00s mad tv kenny rogers jackass' kenny rogers voice) i got fountain drink on my boyshorts

(flirtatiously): yeah girl, and piss comes out of it sometimes, too

this girlmode shit is easy dogg

nothing captures the feeling of transition more than early 50 Cent

I think if someone does bad things, other people should talk about it

Real hustlers never start

I know someone I am trying to get to start hrt but she just wants to hear about how heckin valid she is it's very frustrating on the other side of that coin. two girls technically

once I called myself a transsexual to another transsexual and you could see her immediately write me off as one of the bad ones

what a horrible Fred to have a Durst.

I think it's beneficial for me from a health perspective that my number one snack right now is just celery hosed down in so much sri racha that I can feel every individual nerve ending around my lips for several minutes after I finish eating

Meatballs

ate a HOT zucchini sandwich outside on a HOT day and it was as AWFUL as you'd imagine

everyone wants an older trans woman until I start pitching my idea for the expendables but it's all u.s. domestic terrorists ("they survived!")

say what you will about Hulk Hogan, but I’ve always found this photo of a derelict Pastamania—the Hulkster’s short lived dough-and-sauce eatery—quite moving.

all i would do with a time machine is be petty and a hater. it would feel amazing to show an 80s kid how happy everyone was when hulk hogan died

Hulk Hogan might have been a union-busting racist who did untold damage to the wrestling industry and palled around with open fascists, but you can't say that he wasn't committed to fantasizing about fucking his daughter.

They're going to bury Bischoff alive in the casket with Hulk

rip in piss hulkster world's most useful fuckin idiot