Negative Zerø
@LustrousBlood
Valterra • she/they/it • maybe blood 🩸 18+ 🔞 resurrection arc • ''Jesus Wept'' (John 11:35)
me when i accidentally lose the hat that prevents me from freaking the fuck out
I'm here to walk and chew bubblegum at the same time, and I'm all out of gum.
"is it hot out today?" is it hot out? im on the roof smoking a cigarette and this fucking bug flew down and landed on the metal table where he instantly fell over, convulsed, and died in front of me yeah dude its pretty hot out
some idiot outside just got into a minor accident and like haha thats what you get for driving bro
her: "can i draw you? 🙂" me: "absolutely!" her: "... and quarter you? 🤭" me: "🥴"
I think this might be my favorite and I don't even look good in it 🔥
I think men women and thems should quote this with their favorite selfie they took this month but idk
cry about it fraggit
This person called me the F word and I find that HILARIOUS. I’m NOT saying they are that in any shape or form because I hate that word but that’s HILARIOUS LMFAOOO. Honestly one of the funnier insults
mixing my estradiol with mountain dew to enhance its effects
