PavedWalden
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This filter doesn’t seem so ‘great’
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH BAMIYAN VALLEY BUDDHA, NOW SHERWIN WILLIAMS PAINT LOGO IS MY PFP
They are literally just tracking search history of everyone that you interact with online and anyone who is on the same wifi as you. This is so much info they don’t need to listen to actual audio.
Your phone listens to you and gives you targeted ads based just on what's said (this is denied in almost all mainstream media, but IIRC there do exist various leaked documents that show it's true. Experience is really more than enough in this case).
He's on Tubu. He wore Bootikens. He was in the Brank. They got him with the Spanish Tickler. They'll probably put him in the Ducking Stool. Dude ate the Pera Spagnola. Next it's the Whirligig. He's in the pilliwink. You can watch him in the Pilliwink. Go see him get Pilliwink'd
Today I learned what pilliwinks are
I would simply kill all the shrimp on earth to free the thousands of slaves used in shrimp fishing ap.org/news-highlight…
The thing about ratlimit is their pfp is generic enough that I never recognize it in time. I always read the post with my guard down, think "wait is this person serious?" and then realize they got me again.
If you knew the end of humanity was in five years, would you spend more or less time than you currently do on dick science?
I consider myself sufficiently cynical about systems and people in positions of authority, but I'm often naive about how many people will lie about small potatoes stuff like this
I grow vegetable gardens for wealthy private clients and can’t tell you how many of them have a personal blog where they pretend to be a master gardener doing all the work. I’ve had clients ask me to leave them my tools over the weekend so they can do a photo shoot with them 😃
me and who?
i brought ~300 books and basically no home furnishings to my relationship. i assumed whomever i ended up with would surely have home furnishings and fewer books, but fiancé also came with ~300 books and no home furnishings. assortative mating is so cursed sometimes.
"come on, please? I just need to borrow it for a minute while I make some big decisions" EARRING: ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘ ⁱᶠ ʰᵉ ᵈᵉᶜⁱᵈᵉˢ ᵒⁿ ʰⁱˢ ᵒʷⁿ
Postratatouille
this aged well
the existence of the SCP foundation wiki almost certainly did something radically weird to the global dataset
I'm stuck. Gonna go unplug for 48 hours - long drive, camp two nights, long drive back. Please recommend audiobooks that will prime me for figuring shit out.
Shall We Dance is a sweet, funny movie that's not streaming anywhere so you can either find a place still renting DVDs with a good selection of foreign films or you can click through to the 🏴☠️ link
If you haven't seen this one please do yourself a favor and watch it, I've already talked about this film a ton but it's probably my favorite film with Koji Yakusho (and I've watched almost all of his films)
> The law doesn’t do that, The law does this - this is a causal effect of the law.
When I got hired at 𝕏 in 2023 one of my first projects was to update the logic for number rounding on this app and I haven’t seen Billions in use until this post
Share a piece of lore about yourself
If I blocked you it was because you revealed your true character and I found it lacking. If you blocked me it was probably a misunderstanding and we should talk about it.
I feel like I’m totally down to have a convo w someone I’ve blocked about why I did so. Especially if it’s bugging you. Maybe I made a mistake! Or maybe I was right to bc you were acting like an asshole. Either way totally down to talk about it