🏆 not reading all that 🏆

good morning

I was responsible for the only rat on the ice in Edmonton after 2024 SCF GM3.

Thinking about how he posted this and then re-signed for 6 years

Sergei Bobrovsky raffles off bottles of fine wine for his teammates, an idea he took from fellow goalie union member Henrik Lundqvist 🍷 (h/t @KatieEngleson)

ross lynch stickhandling stunt double in the movie Status Update

Happy 3 year anniversary to the Mads Kongsbak Klyvo Trade

how did he get a phone in hell

x.com/sombrero_guy/s… ok but like this was not far off at all 😭

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Arguably the clutchest playoff performer of this era and 3x Stanley cup champion Carter Verhaeghe was signed away from his main rival for 1 million dollars. He won the panthers their first playoff series in 26 years almost by himself on that contract Debate a wall

She’s here and she’s beautiful

Mikksy days until we're back 😼

Saying multiple is SO funny when going to a team that hadn’t won a playoff round in almost 30 years. Truly prophetic stuff

one was slightly better than the other mentality is so fucking stupid just say you don’t actually care. people were impacted then too but the democrats had the house and the supreme court wasn’t republican dominated so it was easier to block

Your daily reminder that the @FlaPanthers are 2025 Stanley Cup Champions

why would I want to do that

I could call you significantly worse instead if you would prefer

My mom asked if the dishes were done and I yelled "J.K. Rowling!" She hugged me. She knew they were washed.