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Everything is stupid right now, especially your favorite politician. Caps O’s Ravens Terps Bill Murray.
All Colbert had to do was tell a political joke or two and have animals come on and do stupid things. Instead he turned his show into a scoldy political finger wagging group therapy hour for self affirming clapping seals.
Stephen Colbert was handed David Letterman's entire legacy and he just turned around and threw it on a bonfire.
"While the world fixates on Donald Trump’s populist cocktail of reciprocal tariffs and big, beautiful deficits, @JMilei is delivering a man-made miracle that should gladden the heart of every classical economist and quicken the pulse of all political libertarians." 1/5
Liam Neeson has made a PSA to get people to see ‘THE NAKED GUN’ to save theatrical comedies. “For the price of one movie ticket, you can help rescue a comedy and, in the process, get to share a smile and a laugh” (Source: @Fandango)
South Park has flamed Trump over the years and Paramount is giving the show’s creators $1.5 BILLION because they’re actually funny.
Paramount has struck a 5-year deal worth $1.5B with 'South Park' creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone 💰 They’ll produce 10 new episodes per year (via @latimes)
Orioles Win!! Like retweet and follow! I’ll select one lucky winner during the game tomorrow to receive this Jackson Card!! #Birdland
Mike Rowe: “We’ve been telling kids for 15 years to learn to code.” “Well, AI is coming for the coders.” “It’s not coming for the welders, the plumbers, the steamfitters, the pipefitters, the HVAC, or the electricians.” “In Aspen, I sat and listened to Larry Fink say we need…
I’m happy for Kyle Stowers. I wish the Orioles had given him regular playing time to adjust to the majors over all of the random journeymen they insisted on playing instead.
Well, well... look who was right all along it turns out
Whenever Dean Kremer walks off the field after an inning looking like he was just in a meeting that could have been an email, chances are he was lights out. And he was just then.
ORIOLES WIN!!! Like retweet and follow! I’ll select one lucky follower to receive this Dean Kremer (66/74) card tomorrow during the game! #Birdland
The way life goes on after people die is one of the most humbling and scary things in life.
Orioles win 2 so let’s give away 3!! Like retweet and follow! I’ll select one lucky winner to receive all three future stars cards tomorrow during the game. #Birdland
John C. Reilly had the ceremonial first pitch ahead of the Tigers game at Comerica Park, and he used it as an opportunity to sing "Happy Birthday" to Jack White. ⚾️🎙️🎂
Reading about Javier Milei — paragraphs like this should be internalized by every public policymaker in the west
Orioles Win!!! Like retweet and follow! I’ll select one lucky follower tomorrow around noon to receive this Jackson Holliday card! #Birdland
A very serious baseball conversation happening on the field between Orioles’ Gunnar Henderson and Blooper right now: