Orcbrand: The Dark Secret Tragedy
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Katanacore. Magical Hyperrealism. Buy the book. Buy the book. Buy the Book of Kisses. Available now in the Amazon. Buy it. Buy the book. Buy the Book of Kisses.
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Starvation is the default position. If you can't feed yourself, you are definitely doing something wrong
The thing Bukele is right about is the people trying to enjoy the park and behaving should, in fact, have more rights than the insane ranting leper lady who could snap and spit on them at any moment.
Sorry random woman walking in circles around the duck pond screaming, you have to go to the decommissioned military base until such time you can act normal.
It's crazy that no matter how deep the red county is, the blue city within it is run by worthless shitlibs who just enable quality of life destruction. Oh here's a nice park. Oh there are a bunch of "campers" here ranting at each other in drug psychosis.
When you watch spongebob with a two-year-old it becomes the most violent fucked up show on the planet
My investigations of the Blue Whale have proven that these creatures live in a constant state of ecstasy, and therefore it can never be utilitarian to kill one
Also Atlas Shrugged MUST be an anime with explicit sex
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Me: It’s not about Trump guys, Jesus Christ. The problem is fundamentally structural, you have more and more identical late night shows chasing a smaller and aging audience. Plus, there is no evidence that the Paramount merger had anything to do with it. Trump: HAHAHA IT’S ME…
Little lore drop! ✉️ We're going to kill you and eat your flesh after cooking you in a large wok.
Probably the best line in any declassified FBI file... He's right:
The small boys yearn for the battlefields...
Kids love to be soldiers
We are standing on stolen Hyperborean land.
I was attending an event in my home town of St. Louis at Washington university. The speaker opened the event with something I had previously never heard; a land acknowledgment that we were standing on historic Osage land. Not far from there in the unaffiliated Washington state…
“My family was here in the 1500s that makes me “Native American” What was your families’ location in the 1400s?
I went to this bar a couple months ago called the "Space Bar" which was cool but the experience was nearly ruined by my server being an obese MTF tr**n that was barely even trying to look like a girl. The waitresses should've been hot chicks in shiny space outfits. Anyway Elon…
It's Tesler Tuesday
man some leche de tigre really would hit the spot...
ur average latina: "mi amooooor, I didn't know if you wanted cochinita or ceviche so I made both!"
Some days, you just wake up not wanting to deal with a certain mannerism. I live in texas, and some days I wake up hating mexicans. "Ah man... another day of loud Bluetooth speakers blaring the same three beats in a meme-language? Nah, I'm racist today." - me by Thursday.
The ukrainians are POC because they have funny dances and interesting hats. If you have funny dances, you're from Spain. If you have silly hats, you're German. If you have both, you're black.