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Koko, what are your thoughts on climate change? Koko: Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you Koko's translator: she says, "When the last tree has been cut down, the last river poisoned, only then will we realize that one cannot eat money" 😢

Having a 2 year old makes you notice that theres like a 500% increase of balloons, bubbles and sprinklers in the summer. Kind of thing you don’t really notice as a childless adult

Only interesting thing about “nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” is it’s correct in identifying skinniness as a “feeling”. Someone w/ a high metabolic rate and good digestion will feel skinnier than someone w/ lower bf% who’s trashed their gut motility by disordered eating.

Everything we fought against... Wokeness... the international deep state conspiracy against White Males... you mean to say it was just... a failed marketing campaign??

Oh cool another thing I've gotten horrified and disturbed reactions from friends and family members who thought I was schizophrenic is getting NYT coverage. Right on schedule

If Donald really wrote a secret note to Epstein it would be like "Jeff-- Gee you're a swell guy. Say hi to the girls for me. See you on the green. Don."

Personally I believe the issue with postpartum discourse not to be "toxic positivity" but rather the fact that virtually all women are woefully uninformed about their own physiology. Going into pregnancy you think that postpartum recovery is going to be about fat loss and wound…

Got what I voted for? Buddy I'm part of right wing twitter. We're the "got" not the "voted"

It’s actually insane how the market for high quality frozen foods and snacks has improved over the last five years. Now I can buy frozen tallow fries and grass fed meatballs with liver and heart in them on just like a normal local grocery trip

initially read this as “SAPPHIC DESIRES”