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@oliveegger

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Joined March 2021

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bird@oliveegger · 12 h

This is probably not a popular opinion on my part of twitter but if we all have to pay into the government to come save her when her rental properties she is trying to build on her floodplain property that is zoned for one house and she effs up everyone else’s property and the…

kkiwi 🪬🍉🖇️@kiwehhhhh · Jul 22

I’m torn here, because on one hand who cares if this lady builds a tiny home and it gets washed away in a flood. On the other hand, it seems like “can I build a house on it” should probably be the first question you ask before buying land you want to build a house on

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bird@oliveegger · 2 h

My kid keeps asking to go to California because he thinks his grandma lives there for some reason (she lives in Texas)

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bird@oliveegger · 3 h

I wish I could look cute and effortless with my hair up in a bun but I look like I’m about to grab my castanets in my traje de flamenca

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bird@oliveegger · 4 h

Really bad time for me to tap out of energy considering my sons bday party is this weekend and my house is a disaster

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bird@oliveegger · 4 h

Mannnn I am not cut out for barn cats, I have an aneurism every time I can’t find one

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bird@oliveegger · 4 h

I wonder if my midwife’s assistant is on here, I feel like she would be

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bird@oliveegger · 4 h

I can’t believe the amount of people that eat this stuff up

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bird@oliveegger · 5 h

Can I just pipe royal icing onto wax paper or something and let it harden and take them off to use on a cake?

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bird@oliveegger · 5 h

I responded to another pregnant mom the other day about how I have way more energy when I’m pregnant than when I am not pregnant and ever since then I have been so drained omg I cannot function right now

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bird@oliveegger · 7 h

“A buttah fwy is a typa dwagon like a typa bat”

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bird@oliveegger · 8 h

I went into my prenatal appointment at 11 to this having like 150 likes and came out to this 😂😂😂😂

bbird@oliveegger · 22 h

Wrong

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bird@oliveegger · 8 h

Planning on cloth diapering again except for at night this time. What are the cleanest disposables you guys recommend?

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bird@oliveegger · 10 h

I only get stuck behind tractors and then stopped at train tracks when I am running late to my prenatal appointment after getting yelled at for using the wrong ziplock bag for my kid’s to go snacks

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bird@oliveegger · 12 h

What is happening to feminism forreal

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Dan🥛@m0ppits · Jul 22

please stop sexualizing her achingly fertile pregnant belly and naked bare feet

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bird@oliveegger · 22 h

F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium… bombs

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bird@oliveegger · 22 h

Wrong

oolivier 👺@olwestside · Jul 21

The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.

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bird@oliveegger · 22 h

When my husband wanted to keep dating me

ddiablo@starboydiablo · Jul 21

it’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you omg 😭😭😭

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bird@oliveegger · 22 h

I need the crispiest chicken that exists

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bird@oliveegger · Jul 22

Weird grumpy men who take hypothetical situations that will probably never even come close to happening to them seriously on here are such buzzkills

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