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pope of mormon chili town. radical space mormon. mormon existentialist. beloved science fiction author. read my book 👇
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polished off an orange creamsicle reign as I walked into the temple this morning and still felt the spirit so we're good, everybody, drink up
I want to live in a world where Hruska's Kolaches has an empire like Crumbl's
RIP Ozzy. This is still one of the most incredible crossover events of all time
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The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
real view lovers be like "wow you can't beat that view!" "hey honey check out the view" "you kids are so glued to your screens you're missing the incredible view" "it was a tough hike but honestly worth it just for the view!" share if you love good and great views!
I killed them. I killed them all. they're all dead. all 10^100 of them. and not just the shrimps but the shrimpettes and shrimplings too.
if you light a camp fire in a no fire wilderness area in the summer time you are a bad person no exceptions
just goes to show that not all thought experiments are valuable
You should save 10^100 shrimp instead of one human, because 10^100 is a very big number. If you are 99.9999999999999% sure that shrimp feel 0 pain, and .00000000000001% sure that shrimp feel a 1/10000000th the pain humans do, this would still be an easy decision
last time I rode around Utah lake was in 2021 and I went with my brother who had stupidly eaten hot pot the night before and in Payson he spent like 20 minutes in a gas station toilet and an old guy wearing an Onion Days shirt said "your partner die in there?" and I said "maybe"
I rode my bike around Utah lake today and I can tell you I might be the first person who has ever been happy to see Saratoga Springs
here's something i picked up along the way that i often think about:
Seinfeld in Utah George: “Jerry, I messed up big time!” Jerry: “What’d you do?” George: “Told her I’m from Pioneer Stock! Now I’ve been asked to be a Pa on trek.” Jerry: “You’re no Pa!” Kramer: “George, you can’t handle the Women’s Pull”
Turks and Caicos? nope! that's our own Utah Lake!!!!
